Smelly cats, smelly cats, what are we feeding you?

Sometimes, our cats fart.  And they are quite stinky.  Food can be the culprit, so we've gone to the store and have tried several kinds of kitten food.  We've done the whole "mix it in a little at a time so their guts get used to the new food" thing, but it seems that they are stinky no matter what kind of food we buy them.  Now we've given up and have gone back to buying them the cheapest food that doesn't make them too stinky, because if they're going to fart anyway, why buy a small $15 bag of cat food?

At least they're cute!

We've got to figure out how to get them to stop trying to eat our food.  Carmen will accidentally drop a piece of cheese, and Tiber (the gray one) will dart in and grab the food while running because he knows he's not supposed to make off with our food.  Or they'll stick their heads in our bowls the second we sit them aside and start trying to lick them out.  Yeesh.  We can't find the spray bottles fast enough!

It's like the cow talk from Conference the other day.  "You stupid cow!  You killed yourself!  We're trying to keep you safe!"