Provo, Utah girls ...

This is hilarious and oh-so-true!
It is also a six bajillion times better than any of Katy Perry's songs.  (Eight out of five dentists agree!)

Watch this video:







Now that you've watched it, I'm going to spoil/explain it to those who might not be familiar with Mormon/BYU culture ...

"Way different celebrities"
Pictured:

Elder Uchtdorf - he's one of our Apostles and most of the women in the church are in love with him because A) JUST LOOK AT HIM.  HE IS A GOOD LOOKING GUY,  B) he's German and has a hot accent to boot, and C) he was a pilot.  Don't'cha love him now??

Brother Bott - He's one of the most popular Church History professors at BYU.  I had him for the first half of the Doctrine and Covenants.  Marissa couldn't add him to her class schedule, but she came in and took the class with me anyway.  Unregistered.  No credit.  BUT SHE CAME BECAUSE HE ROCKS SO MUCH.

The thing with Kronk and the white diverse culture here should be pretty self-explanatory.  Did I tell you I freaked out with utter joy when I saw lots of ASIANS in Sammamish?  Yay, someone who is not white!  And they're speaking ASIAN!!

Directories at BYU have photos in them, so we call 'em menus.

For the "Travel the World" part, the first place is the ever-so-popular dollar theater.  The second place is the naked Indian statue by the BYU library.  It's a popular landmark.  Don't ask why we love it ... we just do.  The third place, the Hookah Collection, is on Center street a few blocks from our old apartment.  Clearly it is a place where BYU students do NOT shop.  ;)  Just look at her face!!


You can't beat rabid BYU brides.  Love the gun, the roller blades, THE MACE (did you see it?!?!)

"Provo, Utah girls, we're terrifying ..."
"Eighteen, clueless, and baby-hungry ..."
(ack, I met Mark when I was eighteen and got married at nineteen!  Luckily, I didn't rush straight into having babies and got a real degree!)


And at the end, those four brides with the pimp makes me think "FLDS!"  (those are the infamous Mormon polygamists who are NOT associated with the mainstream LDS church)


For anyone who didn't catch my "dentists" reference, here you go:



We love spoofs.